Have any good jokes? I'm ready for a few. Thanks

[Barbara]

#10

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

[Barbara]

#11

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

[Barbara]

#12

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you! ;-)

[Barbara]

#13

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

[Barbara]

#14 I shall end with this one. I hope they have made you laugh.


All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

[TamieJP]

I had heard quite a few but they were all light hearted and that's what I was looking for.

Our household was hit with head lice about 4wks ago. We are still battling it. Just finished coming 4 heads. We will have to treat yet again.

[Flamingo Sherri]

How many blonde jokes are there???

One, the rest are true stories.

[mightymom]

Here's a couple for you:

Deer Tick Warning

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:
If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!
IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.

The Bible Salesman

A man came into a shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window.
He went up to the owner and said, "I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b."
"I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment," said the owner.
"I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k-kkkids, iiii-I re-really neeeed thi-thi-this j-j-job!" said the man.
"O.K. Here are three Bibles. Go out and sell them." said the owner.
So the man went out and came back an hour later. "H-here-sss your m-m-money." said the man.
The owner was impressed, so he gave the man a dozen more Bibles and sent him out. The man came back in two hours and said, "Her-ers y-yooour m-m-money."
The owner said, "This is fantastic. You sold more Bibles in three hours than anyone has sold in a week. Tell me, what do you say to the people when they come to the door?"
"W-welllll," said the man, "I r-r-ring the d-door bell, a-a-and s-s-say 'H-Hel-Hello, M-m-maaaaddam, d-d-do you w-w- want t-t-t-to buy thi-thi-this B-B-Bible, oooor d-d-do y-you w-w-want m'me t-toooo read it t-t-t-t-to you?"