Have any good jokes? I'm ready for a few. Thanks

[TamieJP]

[Barbara]

Tamie, my dh puts jokes on his FB so I went there to share a few. I am going to do them in separate posts --

Joke #1 The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

[Barbara]

#2

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

[Barbara]

#3

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

[Barbara]

#4

Velcro - what a rip off!

[Barbara]

#5

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

[Barbara]

#6

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

[Barbara]

#7

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

[Barbara]

#8

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

[Barbara]

#9

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.