Virtual Sefer Neiman Marcus Dip

Package of grated cheddar
Little glass jar of real bacon bits
One small package of sliced or slivered almonds
Hellman's Real Mayonnaise
Chopped green onion (if you want)
Put the cheese, bacon bits, almonds, and onion in a bowl and add enough mayo to make it the consistency you like. Serve with crackers.
I'm not much of a cook, but everywhere that I've taken this recipe this year, I have been asked, called or e-mailed for the recipe.